in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
this must be what syphilis tastes like
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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