It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
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carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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