I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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