I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
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I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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