It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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