Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
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We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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