Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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