We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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