I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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