i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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