Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize