i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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