I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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