I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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