He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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