do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
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Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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