i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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