she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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