I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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