rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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