So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize