the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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