And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
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That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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