Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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