Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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