i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
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Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
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I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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