He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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