Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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