She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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