I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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