i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize