Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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