I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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