Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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