found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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