problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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