White coat. Heels.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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