what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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