Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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