i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I did not marry a roomba.
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