I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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