haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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