I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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