I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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