Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
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Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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