Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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