Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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