Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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