Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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