go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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